duck that meal

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.

Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.

by jadedAngel77 February 5, 2008

dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015

Duck Charge

When the battery of an electronic device is reaching the end of it's usable life; -ing: Leaving an electronic device plugged in for so long that the battery stops working.

Originating from the "Technologically Impaired Duck" meme, when people who don't understand how batteries work think that the longer and more frequently you charge something, the better it will work.

Theresa left her Kindle plugged in for a week and was surprised when it didn't work when she tried to turn it back on. She duck charged that shit.

by Magenta13 September 1, 2013

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Get Ducked

To avoid someone who is being a fuck boi

Tammy -Im not in the mood

Joe- get ducked

by XPCp September 12, 2016

smelly duck

When a girl builds up a very explosive gas bubble and has anal sex till she queefs a very loud duck-like sound. Followed by an awkward silence.

"quack fffttttt" Eeew did u just have a smelly duck?
That was awkward.

by the great duckinator July 11, 2010

Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011