Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 17, 2020
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High paper

When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”
by stewartave January 22, 2022
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write your paper

I want to write your paper.
by beezuse August 07, 2017
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paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.
At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.
by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022
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Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.
by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 09, 2023
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Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 04, 2018
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