emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014
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Sparks Maths

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again
by big cockonut October 08, 2023
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Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.
Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 10, 2024
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 08, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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