oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016

God and Anime

no True definition

Person 1: you can never defeat me, for I have the power of God and Anime on my side

Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Not You Bitch November 12, 2019

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011

Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020