no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

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Shark is sleeping

A way of saying “it’s time to fuck”

Yo max I heard Rachel thinks your pretty hot, I think the shark is sleeping tonight

by Mtu9310 May 31, 2021

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A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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Dying in your sleep

Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?

Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep

Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time

by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019

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