Cookie sheet 

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

Cookie sheet by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Equation Sheet 

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.

I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.

Equation Sheet by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

sheet shame 

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

sheet shame by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

sheet 

Used to prolong the word shit when something is really shitted

"OMG HE FOUND YOU IN THE GIRLS RESTROOM"
"SHEET YOURE DEAD NOW"

sheet by Icanteven= August 30, 2016

sheet lord 

A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure

sheet lord by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016

Skee 

A nigga with a big ass head/ a big ass dome/ huge ass cranium/ a peanut head etc.

That black ass nigga over there has a Skee. BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, YEAH, BIG ASS HEAD!!

Skee by Aniggajusttryingtohelp February 7, 2017