Nobel Shark

A Nobel Shark is a close word to "dumb shit" or "no brain study"

Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"

by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 9, 2024

Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.

Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass

Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.

by the surprised one August 3, 2010

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

the shark game

Getting your cooter vigorously ate.

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”

by bt bandit June 11, 2022

Shark Fucking Day

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.

Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.

by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018