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rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.
After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.
by Michael P. May 4, 2005
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Rusty nuts

a way of insulting russell when he pisses you off
russ: get me some doof bitch
me: screw u, get it yourself rusty nuts
by Brad S. October 26, 2004
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Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!
DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!
by Pspman July 10, 2009
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rusty cunt bucket

A general proclamation of disdain or dissatisfaction. Its first mainstream use was by the character Ari Gold on the HBO Series "Entourage".
<golf shot hooks off fairway> "Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!!"
by /. March 6, 2009
mugGet the rusty cunt bucketmug.

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.
Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!
by Herman Mung Ster October 21, 2011
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rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.
Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."
by Sean Greer June 21, 2007
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Rusty Starfish Leap

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.
Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.
by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013
mugGet the Rusty Starfish Leapmug.

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