roadses

noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas

Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub

It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?

Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.

by serendipity chick May 30, 2009

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township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven

''township road 212''

by thee bitch October 21, 2009

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road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 27, 2009

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road romance

When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.

on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!

by kash_04 December 1, 2010

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A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

by mattan2900 September 4, 2010

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