Columbine Pose

A name for when somebody did one of the poses featured in the iconic columbine cafeteria picture.

Person1: Why the hell did Person3 do the columbine pose???
Person2: I don't fucking know.
Person3: I didn't know Dylan did that, I'm sorry!

by Zach T. Radass April 14, 2023

A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.

Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.

by k80theshade April 17, 2023

Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.

Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”

by MacReady95 June 12, 2023

победить (pobedit)

A word used to describe a feeling of excitement or happiness derived from the ancient text of
created by sadly this text is now mostly lost to time and near-no records are currently available on the internet.

Person 1: YOU GOT TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS!! NO WAY THATS SO победить (pobedit)
Person 2: IK WHEN I GOT TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE I JUST FELT THIS MASSIVE FEELING OF победить (pobedit)
Person 1: awesome

by ингаконопа July 13, 2023

T-Pose

The position only the weird unlikable kids do. If you see anybody With their arms up in the shape of a T... NO NOT TALK TO THEM!!! THEY THINK THEY'RE FUNNY BUT ALL THEY DO IS WASTE THEIR LIFE ON THE INTERNET, TAKE A 5 YEAR OLD POST THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY AND THINK THAT IT WOULD MAKE OTHERS LAUGH, BUT IT ONLY AWKWARDLY DISTANCES THEMSELVES FROM NEUROTYPICALS! I feel contempt for these people, they are part of the "band kid" stereotype category

"hurr durr, t-pose, look im t-posing omg im soo funny" "God you're so cringe that joke died off in 2016!"

by Pseudonym the platypus July 19, 2023

The Pose

"The Pose", also commonly written as "... in the pose", refers to the visual depiction of an attractive female who is posed in such a way that she is lying on her belly, her legs standing in the air, while the soles of her (usually) bare feet are exposed to the viewer.

This makes the details of her bare feet well visible, and allows the viewer to view her naked soles, toes, heels etc., which can cause sexual arousal, especially among foot fetishists.

While this sexual arousal is generally elicited on the viewer´s side, lying "in the pose" can also cause enjoyment on the active side. In fact, women may show off "the pose" on purpose to feel more desirable, and attract male attention.

I found a picture of Victoria Justice in the pose, and it was a delight!

by AristotleDisciple July 27, 2023

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023