The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.
There are 2 main causes:
1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.
2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.
Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.
There are 2 main causes:
1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.
2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.
Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.
Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "
Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"
Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"
by Poo Burn November 11, 2011
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Get the Poo Nudger mug.A clever combination of the two words (a portmanteau if you will, of) "poop" and "vagina"; It describes someone known as a poop-vagina, which is basically, for lack of a better word, a girl who fucked a guy who fucked another guy's butt.
The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium, who we will call an Adam, to the girl who received the "poopy wiener."
The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium, who we will call an Adam, to the girl who received the "poopy wiener."
Bill: Hey did you hear Jessica was a poo-gi?
Ted: A what?
Bill: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Ted: WHAT?!
Bill: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.
Ted: A what?
Bill: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Ted: WHAT?!
Bill: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.
by Gr8 Guy October 9, 2008
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Get the deja poo mug.Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.
by D-Rake July 6, 2007
Get the poo tractor mug.guy1- "Hey Ace! do you want to play poo darts?"
Guy2- "Sure how do we play?"
Guy1- "well all we need is a penis and an ass"
Guy2- "I don't get it"
Guy1- "It is simple and just like lawn darts. you lie down and I lob my penis in your ass!"
Guy2- "Sure how do we play?"
Guy1- "well all we need is a penis and an ass"
Guy2- "I don't get it"
Guy1- "It is simple and just like lawn darts. you lie down and I lob my penis in your ass!"
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Get the Poo Darts mug.Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.
Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.
Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.
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