GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE

jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009

Ray x Fire

!SPOILERS FOR THE PROMISED NEVERLAND!

Ray x Fire is the ship between Ray from The Promised Neverland and Fire, this is a common joke among the tpn fandom because of that one scene where Ray tries to light himself on fire in order to distract Isabella, and let Emma and the others escape safely.

Person 1: “Hey! What’s your favorite anime ship?”
Person 2: “Ray x Fire.”

by Help the Kitchen June 1, 2022

X-Games Pro

When someone thinks they are good at any given extreme sport... just because they watched a lot of YouTube videos of it, etc. They are usually at the local skatepark, talking about how everybody here sucks because nobody is doing 1080s , or front flip double tailwhips. He might see someone there trying to learn 360s and offer some douche advice like “SPIN FASTER and PULL HARDER!! But the sad truth is - the “X-Games Pro” can’t do ANY tricks himself although he precieves himself as good because he has become delusional of his own riding level- mainly via YouTube videos of pro riders segments, etc.

I like how that X-Games Pro , Toby over there , is giving advice on how to do tricks that he has never even TRIED to do himself. Then coming over here and saying shit like- “Anybody that can’t do a backflip sucks”.

by SirWonky May 1, 2018

X-AE-13

A mysterious two-legged being that appeared on Earth. Gender is unknown. It is the illegitimate child between Erlon Mosk and the planet Mars. It befriended a dysfunctional noodle named Jikkael Moordun.

YOU LOOK LIKE X-AE-13

by o.b. society August 19, 2021

elise x axot

the best couple ever why arent they already dating???

person 1:elise x axot must be dating for a while now right?

person 2: THEYRE NOT DATING!!

person 1: wtf...

by niasimp July 22, 2021

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022