Noob be Like

noob be like is an iconic saying that is 2000% swag with extra bag on the side

"noob be like"
"HHAHAHAH u r so funny"

by noobais May 5, 2019

Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

Noob

Noob is a person who is dumb or doesn't know something easy,

I saw a noob in town

by GoodWriter415 July 22, 2017

noob

racial slur

noob

by lb March 24, 2021

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011