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facebook time

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.
"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
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Time-jedi

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
by Bleaghs March 27, 2010
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Hind-time

Time set aside for yourself, just for relaxing, or possibly masturbating alone in a dark living room. Alternatively, it can mean just about anything.
1. "Ahhhhh, it's finally hind-time..."

2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"

3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."

4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"
by Lawyer Greg March 1, 2010
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Dark time

A changing point or awakening in one’s life. A time of forced self intimacy.
I was going through a dark time when I made the most out of my life and produced the best artistically.
by Sheila V December 3, 2018
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Mog Time

A bad as mamoth wildy pker in runescape! Beast of a switcher that brids anyone he can in the wild! Don't even say gl, say gf as you die!! You can not spec out mogtime, how many times does he have to tell you bro!

Fuck shit up mog!
you are in the wild and you see mog time's name, you are already dead, gf bitch!
by zettoan on runescape July 25, 2011
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tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.
Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*
by Your mom November 5, 2003
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Big Time

-transitive verb

The act of deliberately not answering the phone (esp. after looking at the Caller ID)

To fail to keep an appointment with (someone, esp. a friend)

To 'stand up.'
"I called him, but I think he big timed me."

or

"are we really gonna kick it? or are you gonna big time me again?"
by Cleelus Mathews May 26, 2008
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