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Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer
by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011
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R-Tard

likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.
Levi: wow what an R-Tard
by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022
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Fuck tard

Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"

Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
by The urban 101 July 3, 2023
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Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
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cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.
dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."
by jaudrey February 19, 2009
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Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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