eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022