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Heavy Metal

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.
Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/
by Mr. Ownage June 17, 2004
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nu-metal

To me nu-metal is shit shit shit, and where doese that damn name come from, whatever, most of the time it is the line that seperates the metal from the rock whitch is a good thing we need a fuckin' line.

Ya get to heavy(Hatebreed, lamb of god and all those other bitch faced fagots) then it sucks, ya get to light (Creed, Nickelback and all those other cock sucking fucks) and you get to rappy (Limp Biskit, Linkin Park and all those other fucking moronic cock sucking fucks) then you have what is inbetween all whitch you call nu-metal witch is completly untrue, cuz there orginal, (there is not one band in the whole fucking world that sounds like KoRn (and that is a good thing, and if you don't like korn you can go fuck the mailman) and some fucknuts say that nirvana(the best band ever) is nu-metal well there just fucktards and then there is disturbed, they are not nu-metal there are just metal they don't even sound close to you 'nu-metal', they do solos, they can sing, they can play and they don't cry like a goddamned baby. and then there is Static-X whitch do zero of that crap you call 'nu-metal' it is simply 'new-metal' cause ozzy and his bitchs are 'metal' then the new music can be called music to goddamn it!
"Nu-metal" bands:
1.Linkin Park
2.Fred Dirst(Limp Ass Dick Man)
3.and any other crappy ass band that calls them self "Nu-Metal"
by JaKleKnIFe August 16, 2004
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nu metal

metal that has been around since the 90s infusing metal with other genres of music including such as rap and techno and industrial most nu metal bands include KoRn, SlipKnot, Disturbed, Static-x, Chimaira, Fear Factory despite how what most ppl bad mouth nu metal saying it isnt worthy compared to old skool n thrash metal your right they cannot compete with old skool or thrash metal vut it is still the metal scene of otday n it has contributed a lot to metal culture so all metalheads should be damn proud of nu metal
by DeathCultArmaggeddon August 10, 2004
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nu metal

The product of Roadrunner Records, MTV, and post-grunge. It involves teenage angst-based lyrics, simple downtuned guitars, and gimmicks to distract from the deficiencies of the music.
by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005
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Heavy Metal

best music ever : awesome guitar bass and drums

DISCLAIMER: LYRICS SHOULDNT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! (except for metallica, disturbed, some slayer, and some other bands)
metallica and slayer r the best bands ever
by metaljunkie November 22, 2003
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Christian Death metal

Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.

Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).

All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.

(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?

Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker

(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006
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Heavy Metal

The WORST thing to happen to ROCK & ROLL since DISCO!!!
DISCO,METAL,MTV,and RAP ruined music!!
by stupid fags February 19, 2005
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