An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
by jijun't April 30, 2020
Get the noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot mug.The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
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Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
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Something filled with numbers that make you want to kill urself and when you get to higher levels they throw the whole alphabet In there too
Fuck I have to go to math again
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