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man loogie

when you make a loogie type snot leak from your nose until it becomes at least the size of a pack of new PENS!!
Man did you see the way that man loogie leaked out of his nose???...disgusting!!!
by Makle May 12, 2008
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man envy

when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.
When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.

When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"
by Mike Pacini July 7, 2008
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Man Bibb

Any hairy protrusion growing from a man's lower face or body.
A man's nature guard against any stray food particles or otherwise droppings from the mouth.
Boy, that's a nice man bibb you're growing Willus.
by Ragnarok Thorr October 25, 2008
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man on a stick

Does that guy you're dating know you're still seeing your man on a stick?
by Raingal February 5, 2009
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man-daid

duct tape over an open wound, in hopes to stop the bleeding and avoid the medic.
Did Jody get stitches for that gash on his arm?
No! he just applied a man-daid and went back to work.
by white_devil_rise May 15, 2009
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Man Fist

The act of raising a tightly-clenched fist to the sky, while speaking, in order to add gravitas or emphasis to said speach.
Jon raised his Man Fist to the sky and declared that he would, "kick Steve so hard in the balls, his mom would feel it!".
by crazybucketg June 5, 2009
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Man Pop-Culture Law

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009
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