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Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.
by Smickers2 June 30, 2022
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shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
by parka March 15, 2012
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Ride that magic carpet

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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do yo magic

twerk ona dick love ona dick suck ona dick fuck ona dick
by bigdickreed April 22, 2018
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bagsy tax black magic

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".
Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"
by MistaGobo March 21, 2022
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Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 1, 2023
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Bitch Slap Magee

I bitch slap mageed my boss because he fucked
my girlfriend.
by Bill Seiff June 26, 2008
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