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Mr. 297

1) Noun: label for a baseball player who has a horrbile pitching performance
2) Noun: pitcher who is incredibly ineffective and is regarded as the last resort on the team
3) Noun: A pitcher who has a ridiculously high ERA, (in this instance, 297.00, which is attainable by allowing 11 earned runs in ¨÷ of an inning)
4) Noun: A pitcher who has little or no command with his pitches and frequently implodes under pressure
1) "That Chris Carlucci," the coach announced, "is a Mr. 297 if I've ever seen one."
2) The scouts at the high school draft were especially cautious with prospects with past control problems so as not to have a Mr. 297 in their organization.
by John Bell October 10, 2005
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Mr Penis

Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”
"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"
by Weenywaver September 5, 2006
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Mr. E

This man is incredibly dangerous. Mr. E drives his motorcycle too fast. He does not follow rules, EVER! He will charm you with his incredible sexiness. His tattoos will distract you and his voice will more than likely send you into a feverish orgasm. That, however, is only one of many, many talents. Mr. E carries a list with him outlining his vast capabilities. Do not dispute them; they are all true.
Mr. E does it better than you can.
by Italian Cupcake October 18, 2008
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mr gray

Someone who is very confident, intelligent, sensual, sexy and knows they are good in everything and every way possible without doubt. Someone who is very successful and happy in everyday life. Always very straight forward and honest sometimes to honest. Fast talking and smoothness is a way of life and comes in second nature without thought. Always able to go above and beyond what a person thinks of him/her. Never shy or bashful can always have a converstion and never meets a stranger. When in the bedroom him/her is breath taking and more than you could ever imagine and it can last from a couple hours till all night. When you meet a Mr. Gray it will be easily noticed and you will be drawn to them just by looking into his/her eyes without even realizing its happening.
The guy I meet last night was a mr gray. was so amazing had me wanting more the whole time I just couldn't say no to him.
by Itsmeseesee November 13, 2014
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Mrs. Cleary

A devil in the form of a highschool teacher. Sadistic and cruel, fit to teach English.
-shit, Mrs. Cleary is teaching this year!
- yea dude, FYL.
by bigbangjjang May 5, 2009
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Mr. Brian

When you shit into a girl's mouth and she proceeds to give you a blow job.
Don't give me a Mr. Brian, I don't want poop on my wiener.
by jason0753 January 19, 2013
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mrs sans

A fucking Sans fangirl who exposes herself naked to Sans
And them having Sex all the time
She draws with 0 skill and draws with bases
It's that cunt again! Mrs Sans! She is just a little kid who sucks sans cock and draws with bases
by AntiMrsSans October 16, 2017
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