Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Hop

A retard kid and hes your enemy like you could say hes your ops but you say hops because hes retard

a hop is a retarded kid

by Sohailjavedisgay March 21, 2020

squad hop

To jump over to a different group of friends

I’m going to squad hop over the basketball players

by Pussyslayer366 December 15, 2019

hop on funky friday

a gay rap battle between 2 gay men, while rapping they have rough anal gay sex

1: Hey man, hop on funky friday

2: Sure let me just get ready.

by markoisdead August 22, 2021

hop on counter strike

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.

“Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”

by Hexagonic February 27, 2024

Gerry hopping

To hitch a ride with your friends.

My car was broken down so I had to go Gerry hopping until it was fixed.

by BundyDave October 26, 2020

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022