Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

by The Elder Council August 6, 2024

Holy Codex

Something like a 2nd Bible, it says that you should stay holy which means that you do nothing to hurt others on your own will or doing lewd stuff.

I stay Holy like I'm told to in the "Holy Codex"

by Another Person on the Web June 12, 2018

Holy Jahoosaphat

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.

Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.

by Wood1986 February 4, 2010

Holy Shpatoli

A phrase that replaces the phrase 'Holy Shit' in case there is a teacher or parent around.

Holy shpatoli you actually made it!

by I_Like_Lasaga May 3, 2018

Holy Water

Another word for cum. It is used to look innocent when your parents are around

Boy: you want to do it tonight?
Girl: yeah, just make sure not to leave holy water stains like you did last time

I was going to drink from that bottle, then I realized someone put holy water in it and felt discusted.

by myyyyyyyname January 15, 2022

holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner

I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.

by Biscuits and wavy August 25, 2017

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

by Mashie June 13, 2020