shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet

no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.

by Sexydimma November 3, 2016

shoe-switching

the mental process of putting yourself in someone else's shoes, so you can consider how they may be thinking and how they may be feeling

Before reacting to something someone says to me at school, I should do some shoe-switching first.

by Cuz it's free August 14, 2018

shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

by Baylien Culture March 19, 2022

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.

I shoe cubed your sister!

by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017

Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 21, 2023