feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)

i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

feaxtowadde

murder of the self while fapping.

man kalen needs to go feaxtowadde himeself!

by mistermanwoman August 19, 2011

fearoretical

Everything about a subject is completely theoretical but people are afraid of it happening to them.

Often related to concepts blown out of proportion by media ignorance.

Person 1: Birdflu will kill us all.
Person 2: That is completely fearoretical.

by beergardens December 26, 2011

feathergazzle

Having feathers glued to your vagina for decoration.

Did you hear Cindy got her vagina feathergazzled? It looks great!

by supersonicnights March 4, 2012

feauxopportunity

A fake promotion or job offer that your boss has no real intention of giving you.

When your boss dangles a carrot in front of you in order to get you to do what they want, but they are never really going to give you the reward or promotion.

I just got another feauxopportunity to move to Hawaii if I push this crappy agenda at the next board meeting.

by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

Feaper

A fat goalkeeper (boy or girl) who is lazy, sucks at all sports, and just plays because his parents like his other siblings more then him.

Were going to win this game cause the other team has a feaper.

by Mr. Quackers 11223 October 27, 2012

featherwhistle

when ur @ a sick strip club and getting a heck of a lap dance when all of a sudden the stripper poots but instead of just stink coming out it whistles a cool little tune

"bro, i was @ the booby trap this afternoon and gertrude totally featherwhistled in my face."

by sealander September 5, 2013