ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

A person who is deaf

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

by Blaster One July 16, 2010

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

radar ears

a person who's ears are fucking radars

timmy:koff koff
billy:AAAAUGH MY FUCKING EARS
timmy:FUCKING RADAR EARS

by raybeez February 12, 2022

airplane ears

An expression that is mostly know for cats to do when they get angry, as their ears turn sideways forming the look of the wings on an airplane

"Oh no…the ginger cat has the airplane ears again…"

by stinkyplinkyplink October 14, 2023