Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022

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looks like cal the dragon when he wears a headband. cannot drive for shit.

person 1: did you hear about dan?
person 2: no and i don’t want to i hate that loser

by zestydentist June 20, 2022

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Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.

If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.

Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's

Do you worship God? You mean Dan?

by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022

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She puts the dan in danitz. Got the fattest ass possible

I love the name dancia, what a beautiful name!

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The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )

Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!

by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022

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