The Fog Is Coming

T̵̨̛̖̟̝̘̺̯̫̼̒͋̀̈́̿̒̏̂̃̒̃͋͋̕͜Ḧ̶̢̻̖̠̱̙̱́̾̓̒͝͝E ̨̢̛̘̹̫̟̦͖̰̒̃̌̆̾͜R ̧̞̠̮̲̱̘̥̗̠͖̭̟̾͒̀̑̾͂̏͠E̴̢̨̟̝̱̟̅̍̈́̈̿́̐̀ ̧̟̆̈́̃I ̼͖̮͈͇̌̊̂̃̊́́̈́̋̾̄̂͘͜͝S̵̡̢͎̱͙̭̦͍̜̙̦̣͎͖̺͐̉̕ ̹̒̎͊͒̚̕Ń̴̮̣̤̱̹̠̬̼̲̰͖̭̫̓̒̊̽̿̂̾̍̕͝O ̧̩͙̱͇̯̣̠̠̞̭̲͇́̄̑̔́̒͝ ̢̡̤̹̺̳͔̰̫͉̣͚̰̺̽̀̃͘͝E ̙̉͋̌́̀̽̆͋̔͑S ̢̲̫̘̣̗͗̌͐̔̑̀̀̓͂̇C ̥̣̭̩͇̣̗͇̫̝̲͚̹́͊̌̎͊ͅĄ̶̫̪̫̟̤̰͍͎̙̈́̏̆̿̄̔̊̈́͜͝P̴̫̣̪͈͈͒͗̇͋̄̿̊̔͐́̄͝͠ͅE̴͖̦̊͊͗̎́̐̑̔͌̈́̈́̀͝ ̵̺̞̬̹̩͔͂̈̈́̍̾̄́̈́́̿̕̕T̵̨̨̛͚̼͓͈̝̥͚͉͌̈́̐̅̑̌̀͝ͅH̵̢̥̪͇̤̟̙͈͚̭̳̫̃́́͋̉͒̏̊͌̊́̽̕̚͜͠Ę̶̪̺̰̹̱̟̪͙̓͆̑̐̅̇̊̓̔̈́̕R ̧̢͓͓̦͎͕̭̼̙̹̟̱̀̇Ę̶̰͕̞̲͕͚͐̑̈́̿̂̈́͋̈̀́͗̿̈͘ͅ ̶̧̱̭̘̞̫̈̎͑̀I ̨̪̪͉̖̜̤̮͓̜̃͌́͒̍̅̐͗͛̕͝S̶̠̻̟̦͇̘̬͎̯͕̹̜̘̅̓̑́̓̈́̅̔͛̿̚̕͝ͅͅ ̶̢̧̝̯͍̝͉̞̟̝̭̫̊̉͑̉̽̄̽̈́N̴͚͕̲̞͚̈́̒́̾̀͒̏͠O ̧̛̘̘̰͕̮͖̌̄̐̔̋͆͛̉̃̃͠ ̴̨̥̱̩͇̹̥̗̝̮̘̮͛̈́̀E̵̡̨͖̩͙̘̹̪̳͕̳͒̓̾̓͌̈́̋̊̕S ̥̱̿̈́̕͘C ̨̨̼͓̱̬͍̖̣̝̫̦͋̃̑̆̋̈̇͒̓́̀͐̈́̀͜A ̣̞͕̮̀͒͐͜͠P̴̢̨̘̱͙̺̤̪͚̻̃͆̐̄͒͘͘̕͝Ȩ̶̧̭͙͚͕̼̝̳̫̪͕͍̀̀̏̀͋̃̈́̒͋̽̍ ̧̳̥̑̀̃͂͋͑̍͊͝T̶̰̠̜̗̏͒̕H ̡̹̠̦̖̩̱͛̿̈́̐Ę̴̤̪̪͓͓̦̣̭̻̟̘͆̒̽̈́R ̠̒̓̈́͆́̚E ̨͉̩͔̯̿̽̒̔̅̓͆̾̑̕ ̡͎͖̟̤̰̣̜̈́̑̆Í̶̢͙̱̲̙͍̦͌͝Ş̴̛̛̛͚̺̘̮͔̪̮̙̫͓͇̞̉͐̆̈̽̓͒̊̔͒̉͘͜ ̵̯̼̟͎̻̖̘̞̘͇͎́̏͑͑N ̨͉͎̭̩͎̝̤̱̺̹̰̥̬̻͑͌̐̌̓̆͆͛́͋͘O ̲̖̺̲͉̒̈́͆͗̎̏͛͒͂͌̓̓̑͘͝ ̬̌̓͑̂͐̓͋̌͋̀̈́̕Ę̶̧͍̞̫̟͖̓̔̑͌̎̽͐͋͒̕͘S ̛̜̏̈́̓̀̋̾́̉͒̕̚͝͠C̴͕͗̾̓͝A ̛͙͍̟̝͔̀́͆̒̽̏̓̏̓͛̋̐͛̍͜P ̯̀̆̈̕͝E ͖͉̰͍͕̑͊̉̐̎͒̾̃͝͠ͅ ̧͓̖̭̖̫̩̟̠̙̱̼̙̲͔̃͗͒͆̇̒

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Guy 2: March 13th 2026
Guy 1:What?
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by - ..- .-. -. / .- .-. --- ..- July 11, 2024

A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

come clean

be completely honest; keep nothing hidden.

"the company has refused to come clean about its pollution record"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Up and coming famous person

Don't dm a minor

Guy 1: Hey I'm becoming famous! Time to dm a minor

Guy 2:Why?

Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!

by Boobiesyayyyyyy July 30, 2024

Come a gutser

In Australian and New Zealand slang, to fail miserably at a (often malevolent) enterprise, to make a big mistake, to fall flat on one's face or belly flop.

"Come a gutser did ya? Sucked in."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025