get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

Boot full of cold piss

A rural saying denoting something is worthless.

That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.

by JohnDenver74 December 13, 2016

popping out a cold one

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia

"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

stone cold steve austin

Another term for alcohol abuse.

"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-

by jpz0r December 7, 2006

cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth

Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up

by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

Cold Spring Harbor Steamer

the act of complaining about your parents divorce while wearing vineyard vines and shitting on your purebred dogs face. Only hood ass csh kids can perform this dangerous act as most people in the cold spring harbor school district are offended by anything.

Yo I heard that kid performs the cold spring harbor steamer on his purebred dog.

by The hole destroyer March 11, 2019

Black Ops Cold War

A Overhyped cod that is most likely gonna be shit. And is a reboot of the black ops series because they have no ideas and are trying to copy modern warfare 2019

Bob: YOOOO BRO I'M SO HYPED FOR BLACK OPS COLD WARRRR.
Daniel: Bro it's just the same shit different year when it comes to Multiplayer. Why are you hyped
Bob: Because it's gonna be like the good old cod daaaayssss
Daniel: Not gonna happen. Also I bet you're gonna end up hating the game after a week like MW 2019.
Bob: Stfu

by xdgamerman420 September 20, 2020