Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

triangles are a common cause of depression

Truth

Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true

by ' March 19, 2022

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

Pause for the cause

when you take a break in a day to realese some of the bodily fluids.

SKEET SKEET SKEET mutha fucka

by Mr.Unknown August 24, 2004

closet dj

fake dj who uses computers at home, and then claims that he/she is a dj. Often claims they can make phat beats/tracks, but has never ever had a real "gig".

This MoFo Talkin like he know's what's real, but he aint nuthing but a closet dj.

by Curlystyle December 19, 2008

close face

When a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.

On holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal space it was horrible.

by Paddyright November 8, 2011

Closet Freak Girl

one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds




sexy bitch.

"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003