Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode

Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,

by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

Chaz Chodes

Dumb virtue signaling liberals who should all get what they want and be sent to a Chaz camp in Ohio or Brazil. Left to be forgotten by society, With no access to the rest of the country. :)

Fuuuuuuuck i wish those Chaz Chodes would just fuck off to Ohio and rot in their own dysfunctional idea of society

Hasan Piker is NOT a Stank Bitch, he is NOT a crybaby dumb diaper cunt. He is an American hero who is all hail ccp xi mingze.

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by Hasan Abi October 31, 2020

Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 8, 2020

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er February 19, 2012

Chode

Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"

by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011