by Monarchballz March 9, 2024
Get the Chinese Dust mug.by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021
Get the Chinese duffel bag mug.Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
Get the politically Chinese mug.Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
Get the Chinese Court mug.A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.
Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.
by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026
Get the Sounded Chinese docking trap mug.Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes
Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.
by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026
Get the Chinese Maxxing mug.It is a dance that is preformed by Chinese soldiers
It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it
It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it
Person 1: I just tried to do the Chinese military dance trend
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal
by WhotTookTheNameE2? February 7, 2026
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