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Tiger Blood 

A rare and potent blood type known to flow in the veins of Charlie Sheen. It allows you think and act on super human levels and withstand the addictive effects of any known drug. It will also make you impervious to all known types of poisons which would otherwise cause death in Keith Richards. Known side effects of Tiger Blood is Winning and sex with porn stars.
I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man
Tiger Blood by Presise March 21, 2011
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Tiger Blood 

Delusional self-confidence that overtakes your personality causing your to overrate your sex appeal, and self-worth to the world around you. People afflicted with tiger blood will consider themselves popular in the face of overwhelming rejection and disdain for their actions.
Victim: "You are disgusting, unfunny, and poking holes in the condom is one of the most repugnant acts on the face of the earth."

Tiger Blood Guy: "You are just overwhelmed by my awesomeness, and I only tried to get you pregnant so you could have some of my amazing tiger blood pumping inside you."

Actor Charlie Sheen has been suffering from tiger blood for years. He described it as "the blood that throws through me that I can feel."
Tiger Blood by TheRealMcCoy22 March 22, 2011

Tiger Blood 

It is what Charlie Sheen has running through his veins and makes him impervious to any addiction. This blood makes your brain fire in a way that it may not be from this terrestrial realm. It also makes you a bi-winner, very strong, passionate, and its side effects may make you look like you are on drugs.
"Man I got some of this Tiger Blood and I am just Bi-Winning at everything I do, especially my two blonde goddesses I have been bi-fucking.
Tiger Blood by GForce805 March 24, 2011

poopy blood 

A funny combination when pronounced with grace. It refers when you take a shit and blood comes out with your shit.
Oh my God! There's poopy blood all over the toilet!
poopy blood by Pablo Rosero July 10, 2007

Tiger blood 

I got some bad news... the doctor said that I have tiger blood.

Cold Blood 

Cruisin' downtown
Shakin' her love
T and A talkin' to me
Felt my heart drop
Wheeled a dead stop
Girl has got me on my knees
Baby baby babe don't make me wonder
Won't you let me in
She said - see you later
Shot down
I'll be back again
Good love is all you need
But you don't want to know
Cold blood is all you bleed
When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

Dresses so tight
Moving to the beat
Set my feet on fire
Dream come true I want to give it to you
Let the flame get higher
Baby baby you're driving me crazy
Like a cat in a cage
You make me sh-sh-sh-shiver - earthquake
Down town to the blaze

Good love is all you need
Give me what I know
Cold blood is all you bleed
When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

You make me so hot
I feel my temperature rise
Don't shoot me down - No

When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

Cold blood is all you bleed
Cold blood is all you bleed
Cold blood is all you bleed
Cold Blood by Death Menace November 13, 2022

Tiger's Blood-ade 

An energy boosting drink named after Charlie Sheen. This drink is illegal in nine countries and fourteen states, due to it's side effects. Possible side effects include: death, cancer, many other illneses, chance of everyone hating you, chance of being fired from job, suicidal thoughts, depression.
1.I was suspended from school after being caught with Tiger's Blood-ade. 2.After drinking some Tiger's Blood-ade, I died.