Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.

Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."

by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Badgering

When a man and woman hug each other while fingers there partners ass.

Fancy a good badgering tonight darling?

by Therealgeekatron November 14, 2025

Bagel balls

KP’s ballsack

Hey! Check out KP’s bagel balls!

by Thanks bye December 5, 2025

Baber Azam

The GOAT of cricket, most people might say Babar is not even 1 per cent of Virat Kohli, but what they do not know is that Virat is an expired roti, and Babar is the goat

Who is the best cricketer? Easy answer Baber Azam

by PakistaniBoy67 December 6, 2025

Badger

Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.

Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth
Person 2: the kids a badger

by CraigDackAttack January 12, 2026