The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

1st of October attacking keara day

You can attack any keara you know at the 1st of October and it is 100% legel

1st of October attacking keara day

by MomoLive September 29, 2022

Rat Attack

A man or women, who randomly flash themselves to unsuspecting victims.

Usually to insert dominance or sexual tension.

I was walking with my friends and a man jumped out of a bush and preformed the rat attack

by Mosby2564 January 6, 2021

Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 8, 2009

delulu attack

When someone has a sudden onset of a mental delusional “attack”. When someone temporarily loses touch with, grasp and perceiving of reality.

I’m having a delulu attack. I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Am I having a delulu attack or am I just hallucinating?

I can’t understand this current reality due to my delulu attack.

by LingDanc803 January 9, 2024