Sonic attack

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

by Fenri February 20, 2020

attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

All my niggas attack

Go Martin hurry

All my niggas attack Martin goo bitch

by Dygdbfnf February 5, 2021

Attack Abby

Similar to Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy, Attack Abby has a tendency to attack people to feel better about themselves. They tend to use more difficult words to confuse the one they are attacking or complaining against and use their own definitions of established terms to do so. When you go against them, Attack Abby is likely to target you, next.

He's such an Attack Abby; attacking them about their sexual orientation is the only way he can cope with his inferiority complex.

Looks like Attack Abby learned a new word again, did you see her go off on Twitter?

by WriteTragedyAndSins March 9, 2020

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

Attack Ram

When you are going down on a woman you give them one lick and then forehead smash them in the pelvic bone, then bleat.

"Travis and I had a fantastic date, but afterwards he hit me with an attack ram that left me sore and unsatisfied".

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024