irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

irish gravy

The result of a shart

There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it

by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018

Irish Mooney

When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.

After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.

by archery60x January 14, 2025

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops

Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.

by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025