Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Alabama Poutine

Fries covered in jizz.

I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.

by f3ralpixi3 March 27, 2024

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

Alabama Ass Chaw

Throwing a Zyn up the brown starfish for a pick me up.

I was dragging till Chad gave me an Alabama Ass chaw. Now it's time to Roll Tide!

by Saban's finest December 17, 2025

Alabama Bowline

An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.

Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped

by Lana696969 April 9, 2019

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023