Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

chinese gas attack

Cough, just cough

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask

by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 12, 2020

Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.

I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

Bowl attack

When a person has explosive diarrhea and cannot get off the toilet bowl

Joe: Where is Rosie?
Jim: She is having a bowl attack after eating them spicy burritos

by Hobosoup5 March 18, 2021

Kosom Attack

It's used whenever an overrated anime is mentioned called Attack on titan

: Hey have you watched AOT last season last last last part ?

= Kosom Attack

by Yuna Ag November 5, 2023

Attack Helicopter

A joke gender that no one cares about, and if you use it, you're jewish

A: I identify as an attack Helicopter
B: Get a life

by bruh.2365839573 September 13, 2022

kanack attack

In Hawaii, a "kanak attack" refers to the sudden feeling of intense laziness or sleepiness that follows overeating. It's a colloquial term, often used humorously to describe the post-meal drowsiness.

I ate too much and am having major kanack attack.

Response in agreement: Bro, I’m kanacked too.

by Kanacked June 1, 2025