Michael the Ginger

An extremely AWESOME ginger. He knows every rap song and is extremely funny. He's always loving but, is really competitive when it comes to World of Warcraft and Xbox. And he hates little kids. (Usually around 7 or under)
Little boy on xbox: That kid is picking on me !

Me: It's Michael the Ginger ! o:
by emmh1473 July 13, 2011
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Michael Richards

You know who he is. If not, you're either living under a rock, stupid, or didn't live through the '90s.

Due to his recent display of 'hateful' douchebaggery at L.A.'s Laugh Factory, he's been branded as a racist prick, Grand Wizard of the KKK, the second coming of Hitler, etc. I don't think he's racist. An insecure loser who deserves public ridicule, yes. He probably just felt trapped at the moment so he came out swinging with whatever he had.

Racial slurs are the lamest kind of insults. They don't attack the guy's personality, looks, or intelligence (all of the easy targets); they just attack his race. If calling a punk heckler the n-word is the only way you can stand up to him, you obviously lack the sharp wit for this line of work.
My friend called Michael Richards a hateful racist, but I knew he was just a has-been actor who couldn't even insult someone correctly.
by snogolontz July 29, 2008
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Michael Phelps

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.
by C6 & C2 August 19, 2008
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Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.
by David Swayze August 30, 2008
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Michael Kors

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."
Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?
by mk<3'smk February 12, 2010
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michael jordan

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004
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