Dylan

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.
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Dylan - somebody who socially lowers themselves in hopes of gaining a woman’s affection (A. K. A. a simp)
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Yoooooo that is one meaty Dylan
That Dylan is ugly as hell ngl
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Someone stole my wallet. Must be Dylan!
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Dylan is a term used to tell people you hate them
Your such a Dylan!!!
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Rude and a butt
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One of a kind man that has a large penis and is very loud. He is funny and doesn’t care how he act around people. Dylan is a pot head If i u get a change to meet him be sure to make friends with him.
OMG Dylan is so sexy And he is smoking a blunt
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