Windows

Windows is a really unstable Operating System even in the year 2005 it still crashes constantly, hogs memory there not much I can say thats not already been said, I personally Run windows 2000 pro on one partition and Gentoo on another and I'm quite happy using windows 2kpro for certain games and software and gentoo for other things.

Lamer: "Windows sucks"
Linux User: "Yeah I know, why not use Linux?"
Lamer: "I don't know how to use linux"
Linux User: "Try Mandrake or Fedora It's designed for people like you"

by Adolf Gates February 14, 2005

Football Widow

A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.

A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.

by BiGJ_54 April 3, 2006

Windows Vista

The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year.

Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.

Did you get Windows Vista?

What? I only have mastercard, sorry.

by me > you September 16, 2005

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

windowkill

Something injured or killed by smacking face flat onto a big glass pane, usually a window.

I didn't turn off the lights in my room, and now the window is covered in windowkill.

by reikaze October 18, 2010

Windows XP

A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non

Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!

Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!

by Shadow_Chooses_Olive_Homestead January 1, 2012

windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016