1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco
by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

Waffle stomping in louisana
by AppakKappa March 2, 2017

by HeyThere2310 June 17, 2022

The act of removing a dead hookers fish nets. Taking ones own fecal matter into said fish nets and using your foot to stomp it up their ass. Then removing it with your foreskin and creating a cup with your nutsack taking that love juice dumping it in her nose and drinking it out of her mouth
by Lilroot92 December 26, 2019
