twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 04, 2011

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 02, 2006

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 June 03, 2011

louisana waffle stomp

Waffle stomping in louisana

I just louisana waffle stomped

by AppakKappa March 02, 2017

Give Aiden Waffles Day

On Give Aiden Waffles day, you give Aiden Waffles. Can be frozen or not.
June 17th

Here Aiden, some waffles. Happy give Aiden waffles day

by HeyThere2310 June 17, 2022

fish net waffle stomp

The act of removing a dead hookers fish nets. Taking ones own fecal matter into said fish nets and using your foot to stomp it up their ass. Then removing it with your foreskin and creating a cup with your nutsack taking that love juice dumping it in her nose and drinking it out of her mouth

Did you hear about that serial killer he fish net waffle stomped that bitch

by Lilroot92 December 27, 2019