That chain is as tight as a virgin on prom night
by Ronnie Mac lover February 22, 2016
"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.
by GregoryTeplan August 01, 2023
When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.
Speed and size may vary.
Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
by The Masked One February 28, 2014
When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
by Doe John June 20, 2007
The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
by Peace Gob October 23, 2008
by Theory's apprentice July 01, 2006