turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

dark knight shot

If someone offers you one at the bar, DO NOT TAKE IT.

Hey can I buy you a dark knight shot?

by KG24 May 14, 2015

After Dark

commonly known as a song written by mr kitty, used as an alias by the big scary hacker doxbin egirl after dark who terrorizes the minecraft community with her big scary hackerness beware of after dark guys she will find ur addy and swat you and make you regret ever downloading discord big scary hacker sexy mommy e girl mmm mommy i love me some aftedark

mommy after dark i love her so much

by afterdarkfan October 5, 2022

Dane/Dark

Dane is the better friend.

Person 1: Who's the better friend?
Person 2: Dane/Dark of course!!

by daneisthebetterfriend October 19, 2020

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017