bean harassment

When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.

Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.

You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.

Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.

by darwin2345 June 14, 2022

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.

Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019

Guinea beans

A cute nickname for your pet guinea pig

I love your guinea beans, they’re adorable

by An LGBTQ+ bean January 31, 2020

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022