That bites the monkey.

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.

"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."

by Ibby C. December 22, 2005

phone monkey

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.

"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"

by Jason K February 5, 2005

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

by ComptonD March 28, 2007

Monkey Dunk

n. The act of spiking in the Super Smash Bros. series while playing as either Donkey Kong (64, Melee, and Brawl) or Diddy Kong (Brawl). It is performed with Donkey by using a well-timed Forward Aerial attack (a.k.a. the Fair Fist) or a Down Aerial (a.k.a. the Donkey Dair Dunk). While using Diddy, it can only be done with the Down Aerial attack (a.k.a. the Diddy Dair Dunk). Although each of these moves have their own specific nickname (Fair Fist, Donkey Dair Dunk, Diddy Dair Dunk), in all cases they are generally referred to as a "Monkey Dunk".

*Donkey jumps out at Mario, off the edge of Final Destination*
*Donkey uses the Fair Fist*
"THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! THEY'RE FREE! MONKEY DUNKS ALL AROUND!"
Announcer: GAME!

*Diddy jumps out at Falco, off the edge of Smashville*
*Diddy uses the Diddy Dair Dunk*
"WELCOME TO DUNKSVILLE, BITCH!"
Announcer: GAME!

by GetSmashedWithTheBros April 7, 2008

Snuggle Monkey

This refers to a guy or girl who has a passion for cuddling up on the couch with a person of the opposite sex in front of the fire on a cold winters night.

Boy, after Anthony met the girl of his dreams on POF he turned into a real snuggle monkey.

by Brice100 January 20, 2007

monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007