Text silence

When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her

We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...

by angelfood June 13, 2019

Textanian

(Text-Ane-E-Ann) The language of texting. People use this to text and chat with other people. It has been around for a while.

I love textanian! It's called textanian

by AntIs_Cool April 21, 2019

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.

Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.

by Mory Riller September 26, 2019

Text music

A song made by some losers who texted lyrics to each other

Guy 1: "Wanna make some text music?" Guy 2: "Yeah!"

by Loser226 November 30, 2019

Textbook

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.

Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.

by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend

I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good

by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020