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Thomas

Thomas is the type of guy that is super hot and everyone like and he has lots of friends and is that one crackhead at the lunch table that makes up the most randomest shit ever and doesn’t laugh at his own jokes
Bradley: Hey Thomas what’s up.

Thomas: I fucked your mom last night.

Bradley: that’s hot
by thomasclipz_yt on TikTok February 16, 2020
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Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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Thomas D’Lima

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.
Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says
by Ausman98 January 12, 2022
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Thomas

This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
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Thomas

Thomas means he’s a loyal person, puts others before his needs. He is a helper and a fighter if he has to be. The kinda of person that if he loves you he’d die for you. Kinda can be smart ass and a dick when he’s upset or very passionate about the topic at hand
That dudes a Thomas, always there like a rock
by Tommylee80 April 26, 2022
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Thomas

Absolute goat, loves fanum tax, too skibidi for Jack Grealish or even SSSniperWolf. He sticks his gyatt out for the rizzlers alongside the gyatts with enormous ohio sigma rizz in Ohio
Jack Grealish: You're so Skibidi!
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
by jJukes November 20, 2023
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